剩女保鏢 Sweet Sweet Bodyguard
Episode 4
What are you doing
You can break my arm
But you cannot change my heart
What are you talking about
Since I was young
I have always wanted to bully the girls I like
Because I wanted her attention
Crazy
Since I first spent time with you alone
I fret and don't know what to do
So I forced myself
To be a cold-blooded
And headless person
What is your point
Ai-Jia
You are the most unique girl I have ever met
You are rough
You are fierce
Very hard to get along with
Very
Very what
Very
Stupid
You pulled a trick on me
Open the door
I have changed the password setting
So whether to open or not
Just ask the engineer to help you later
Oh yes. Don't forget what you promised
Put your resignation letter on my table tomorrow
Yes
Aunt Qin-Mei
Quick. Its an emergency
I'm sorry, the chairman ordered a blockade on the building
No one is allowed to enter or leave
I am the manager
I'm sorry
Especially the manager
Nonsense
You the head of general affairs
Ordered a blockade using my name
Chairman
Reporting to Chairman
It was me
I asked Aunt Qin-Mei to do it
It is not her fault
It is my fault
Ai-Jia
I hired you to be Zhong-Qi's bodyguard
Not to create chaos in the company
I didn't create chaos
It was manager, he kept...
What did I do
Reporting to Chairman
Manager has been trying
To leave my area of protection
Or else I wouldn't have done it
Zhong-Qi
Then it is your fault
I hired a bodyguard
For your own good
I was worried for you
Why can't you understand
Why must you try to get out of
Her protection
Dad
I was only trying to test her ability to adapt
So Mr.Manager
Are you satisfied with the result
It was very good
Well done
Stop creating nonsense
Yes grandma
I really don't understand the two of you
Whether you are working or playing a game
You stopped blocked the manager and didn't let him leave
Cai-Jie
Yes
This blanket can't be touched
I have not used that blanket in ages
You put a blanket on your bed
Why didn't you use it
You won't understand
I really don't
Whatever
But you blocked the manager
Didn't you get into trouble
Of course I did
I was scolded by the manager
And caused Aunt Qin-Mei trouble
I don't really care
You didn't wash your hands
I am just surprised
Except in the company
I have never seen Zhong-Qi
Get into such a rage at home
But I see it everyday
But do you know
Every time I see Zhong-Qi
I feel tongue-tied
I can't answer to anything he says
Cai-Jie, aren't you good with talking
Teach me a few tricks
Based on your intelligence
It's hard for me to make it clear to you right now
You girls have fun talking
Stop doing that
Teach me a few tricks
Alright
I shall teach you the basics
What are you talking about. You are the one.
No. I didn't
What are you talking about. You are the one.
No. I didn't
Ai-Jia
Don't listen to her nonsense
That is useless
But you were listening
Sister Qin-Mei
What are you talking about. You are the one.
No. I didn't
Have fun chatting
Does it work
Of course
It is an all-cure medicine
Just memorize it
I demonstrated it for you with Sister Qin-Mei
This is the ultimate proverb
No matter who you are quarreling with
In all situation, at all times
You can use this to adapt to them
Du Cai-Jie
You ate the grapes but didn't spit out the skin
What are you talking about. You are the one.
You kill and burn you do everything evil
No. I didn't
Yes
These are really useful proverbs
Aunt Qin-Mei are you OK
I saw dust when I pass by
Let me wipe it for you
It's clean now
Have fun chatting
Cai-Jie, that was really helpful
Of course
Silky smooth legs
Ready to go out
You want to go out?
Yes, I need to work
Leaving now. Bye
What are you talking about. You are the one.
No. I didn't
What are you talking about. You are the one.
No. I didn't
What are you talking about. You are the one.
No. I didn't
What are you talking about. You are the one.
No. I didn't
I realize it's not that you want a plastic surgery
You don't have psychological problems too
You just have a crush on me
Bumping into you in a club means I have a crush on you
You're thinking too much into it
We are both adults
The affairs between men and women
ls better to be made clear sometimes
Don't waste each other's time
Truth be told, I kind of like you
When you did that
What does it mean
It means you are not my cup of tea
Then may I ask what kind of tea do you like
Impressive. Only 30 seconds to hook up with a girl
Welcome
Wei-Ni
I am back
Dad, you're back
Sit down first
I want a cab
Alright thank you
The cab will be here in 3 minutes
I won't send you then
But
The child needs to sleep
I tired
Didn't we agree already
Call me Brother Ya-Lun in front of hot girls
Call me Uncle in front of average-looking girls
Only call me dad in front of ugly looking girls
This one is hot
She is quite ugly
Little kid
You played video games all night
Now you want to watch TV
Are you alright
Miss Zhang
Why does he have bruises on his neck
It was already there when he came back from school
If Mr.Zheng has nothing else
I will leave after I clean the cups
Thank you
You fought in school?
It was Wu Da-De
Wu Da-De made fun of me for not having a mother
So you beat him up
So you fought with him, didn't you
I told him
My father is rich and handsome
Unlike his father who is poor and bald
You deserved it
No matter what happens in future
Don't make fun of your friend's parents, understand
Understand?
So what did you use against him?
The Tortoise Waves superpower?
Is was the Dragon Claws on Chests
I know that too
Dragon Claws on the Chests, help!
Turn of the TV first
Then I will deal with you
Send the car straight to the service center later
The car needs service
Manager
You are looking at me like that
Do you have anything else to say
Nothing
I was just thinking
The feeling I had when I look at your yesterday
You still look as beautiful today
I can't take my eyes off you
You are so irritating
It's because of people like you
What are you mumbling
What are you talking about. You are the one.
You did mumble
No. I didn't
Miss Kitchen Waste, is there something wrong with you
What are you talking about. You are the one.
You want to pick a fight early in the morning?
No. I didn't
The car needs service
Just get the people form the workshop to come
Why go yourself
Leave me alone
Can't the manager have a look
Send the car in
Manager, where are you going
Manager
He Zhong-Qi
Shut up
If the car has one single scratch
It is going to come out of your pay
If there is one single dent
I will fire you
You
You have been lying to me all these while
What are you talking about. You are the one.
You are fooling me
No. I didn't
You think only you know it
Freedom
Keep your tracking device safe
Zhen Ai-Jia
He Zhong-Qi
Where is He Zhong-Qi
Don't be so agitated, Miss Kitchen Waste
Aren't you very capable
I'm telling you
If you make me fail my mission
And break my dreams
I will not let you of the hook
It's not that serious, Miss Kitchen Waste
Just give me one afternoon
Stop bugging me. That's it
He Zhong-Qi
Why did Ming-Yu specifically asked for us
To open this first
I don't know
What is this
This is nonsense
Yes. Why did Ming-Yu put her face
On an ancient character
Isn't this weird
What's weird
This is exactly the kind of thing
Your little princess will do
Let me see what it says
Hang this in Zhong-Qi's room
What, hang it in Zhong-Qi's room
If Zhong-Qi sees it in the middle of the night
And survives the shock of it, then you can do it
Keep it
Min-Hui
Ming-Yu has already gone around the world twice now
Why isn't she back
Where is she now
Should be in Italy
I have tasted pasta from Italy
How does Italy look like
I have no idea
She is in Italy
Call her
Ask her to come back immediately
If she don't
I will terminate her credit card
Stop it
You have said that 800 times before
Since when have you been firm enough
To terminate her card service
Mum, this time I guarantee it will
Not be terminated
Who is it
So many
There are several boxes more downstairs in the car
Put it here
Alright
This letter was at the door
It should be yours
Thank you
Welcome
What is this
Warning
This is serious warning
I'm doomed. My contract with my dad is over
He Zhong-Qi gives me this kind of situation
I think I will have to be single all my life
Not so serious
You think too much into it
Look at manager
And you will know
He is a boring stay-home man
Where can a boring stay-home man go
The most he can do
What's the most he can do
The most he can do is to go to the comics bookstore
Read comics in the air-conditioned room
Go back and sleep
When night comes
Manager will appear automatically
Is it so
What else
Chairman
Yes, Chairman
Manager
Toilet
He is in the toilet
Bring him home immediately?
Yes, no problem
What now
If Chairman calls again
Just don't answer
Say your phone is faulty
I have done what I can do
I have tried my best
Believe in your sixth-sense
You have military blood in you
I got to go, Bye
Cai-Jie
Why do I feel
You're not being helpful enough
Brother Bao?
I need help. It's an emergency
Ai-Jia, the target is not back
When it appears, let me know immediately
Brother Biao, how is it over at your side?
I am already at the 89th shop
No sign of him
Are you sure he is in a comic shop
If I am sure
Would I tell you to give it a try
Keep looking
How?
Not back
Can't find him
Do you want me to help beat him up
I can help you too
You are crazy
You hurt him
I will have to deal with you
Are you tired
Or you can just quit
Go home
No
I must retire with honor
I can't let my father have a chance to say anything
I really can't tolerate this
Miss Kitchen Waste
Haven't quit yet
You can go back first
But
Go
They look fierce
Looks like they wanted to beat me up
Was it because you couldn't find me
You
Hit me. Why aren't you hitting me
If you don't hit me
How would I have the chance to fire you
Where have you gone
What has that got to do with you
Did you went off to do
Stealthy things that can't be known by people
Even if I went and did
Stealthy things that can't be known by people
It is none of your business
Do you know Chairman has been calling me all afternoon
Asking me to bring you home
lam telling you
Don't say anything later
Let me handle it
lam warning you
You keep quiet
It's bad enough to not lend me the umbrella
Had to hit my head
Lousy person
One's phone is faulty
One didn't bring his phone
Can't you just find a payphone on the street
You saw it
People are watching your steps all the time
Get a new phone if it's faulty
Put it on the company's bill
Make sure this doesn't happen again
Yes sir
Dad, Mum, Grandma
I am sorry
To let you worry
Chairman
It's lucky that everyone is fine
It was already enough drama during the conference
This time it's happening again
Qi-Hong
Should we hire a few more bodyguards for Zhong-Qi
No need for that
Mum
These people can only do insignificant petty things
I am perfectly safe
I don't need a bodyguard at all
Even if I needed one
Zhen Ai-Jia alone is enough
Correct
I trust Zhen Ai-Jia
Even if anything happens
There is still Shi-Hao available to help, isn't it
Ai-Jia, starting form now
You must protect Zhong-Qi carefully
Do not leave him even for one single step
Yes Madam
I will protect manager
I won't leave him even for one single step
OK
Be good Wei-Ni
I have to go and get busy
Hi Jenny
Hi Miss Du
Kid, you are here for plastic surgery?
I am only 6 years old
I am sorry
Why are you here then
Waiting for someone
Sister
Do you know why seahorses can swim up straight
Seahorses
Because
Because 25 million years ago
Seahorses lived among the seaweeds
Swimming horizontally
They were easily detected and eaten up
So the ancestors of seahorses
Started to evolve
So they started to swim like that
What do you mean swim horizontally
Like this?
Yes
And you must beware of the seaweeds
Yes, seaweeds
Seaweed
Why do I feel
I am being fooled
Naughty boy
You can't run
Stop running
Winnie, time to go home
Come, let's go
Sister
Yes
Do you know
Which animal on land has the biggest mouth
The elephant
It's the hippopotamus
Do you know how heavy his head is?
No
Then I will tell you next time
Bye
You are so adorable
Hey, dean
Who is the next patient
Du Cai-Jie
Ask her if she has seen the psychiatrist already
The dean wants you to ask Du Cai-Jie
Is she has seen the psychiatrist already
You go ask
Miss Du
The dean asks
if you have seen the psychiatrist already
No
Then I'm sorry
The dean says if you have not
Seen the psychiatrist
You can't come
What did you say
Why are you following you
I like you
Alright, follow me home
I can't today
It's such a shame
The next time you come to my clinic
Just tell the nurse
private consultation
Then you can come straight into my office
Have you done the internal
Yes
The goggles that can see in the night
Have been borrowed
But I want to use it, what should I do
A perfectly well person
And he got lost while you're taking care of him
I think you are just unwilling to do this job
That's why you are giving me trouble
No I didn't
It is because He Zhong-Qi
ls against me on purpose
What's the use of so many apparatuses
What's important is the person
The person? Who?
Who else? He Zhong-Qi
We as security guards
If we work if
Cooperative employers
That's the best thing that can happen
But if we don't
We still have to perform our duties
What's important now is to understand
He Zhong-Qi himself
He Zhong-Qi is so annoying
Why should I understand him
It's good enough to keep my eye on him
Alright, nevermind
lam fine with it
If you ever mess up the mission
Don't ever dream about quitting the job
Don't ever dream of leaving this place
Dad
I really want to do this right
Tell me then
Why should I understand He Zhong-Qi
Why should I tell you
I don't want you to leave here anyway
It's just good for me that you can't handle him
You want to see me make a fool of myself
Yes I want to see you make a fool of yourself
If I teach you the last ultimate skill
Then the company will lose one staff
That's not what we want, is it
Yes sir
You
Stand straight
Fall out after At Ease. At ease
Bye
You bully me all the time
Do you understand what officer said
Yes
Then go explain it
Ai-Jia
I think I know why officer said
You have to understand He Zhong-Qi
Really? Tell me, quick
Tell me
Because
Because it's just like how officer likes
The noodles at Xia-Ning night market
What has He Zhong-Qi got to do with noodles
I mean if we can't find officer
We go to that stall at Xia-Ning night market
Most of the times we will find him there
You mean
You still don't understand do you
Understand He Zhong-Qi's movements
Understand his habits
It's best if even his one sneeze
One action
And you know what he's thinking of
That way he will never escape my hands
That's right
That is the professionalism of a bodyguard
Thank you
Are you and brother Bao busy lately?
I need a favour
What is it
Can't Zhong-Qi just think about it
Chairman and old madam are concerned for him
That is why they employed you to be his bodyguard
Now he goes missing
Does he want to kill
Because he is actually a murderer
So he has to disguise himself as a
Manager who is serious with his work
To fool everyone around him
Every time before he goes on a mission
He will do the warm up exercise
Of bending his body backwards
Therefore everyone calls him
The inverted officer
My salad
what are you doing
Even if you don't like the story
You don't have to be so violent
I thought it was good
Wasn't it
The inverted officer
You are the inverted
Go and wash your face
Quick
Ting-Ting
Alright
Aunt Qin-Mei
Does the manager have a secret
Secret
I mean
Besides working
What other activities do he like to do
Or where does he like to go
In my memory
Besides working
He goes overseas to watch automobile roadshows
No other hobbies
Impossible
He spent so much energy to get rid of me
And he went missing for one whole afternoon
He must have a secret
If he does, you have to tell me
You can't let me be the last to know
Don't worry Aunt Qin-Mei
I will find out about it
And let you know
Cai-Jie, why are you so silent
And you're eating plain rice
One grain at a time
Nothing, I'm fine
Give me that
How can you eat just plain rice
Are you unwell
Or has anything happened
Nothing, I'm fine
Eat, eat quick
I feel so energized
I get paid for just eating. Thank you
That's it. Money makes you come alive
That's the real Du Cai-Jie
That 100 dollars
I will ask for rebate from the company next month
Sister Qin-Mei
I thought you were being nice to me
But how can you deduct 100 dollars from me
Because the head accountant in the company
ls brought up by me
Like my daughter
Then I shall eat more of the sausage
I'm sorry
I like you
Alright, follow me home
Cai-Jie
Why are you in my room
And why didn't you turn on the lights
Just borrowing a book to read
This book
This is a teenage girl's comic
Haven't you already spend all your time and energy
On work and earning money
Why
It's just
Young girls are always romantic
Which girl doesn't think about love
You want to get married
No
Thinking about love doesn't mean I want to get married
Though I am anti-marriage
But I will still want to have a relationship
That's just nature
Me too
Isn't it so
Look
Even you
Who is so masculine
Wants to fall in love
What more about me
A girl made of water
This book is not good
Let me give you a better one
This
Read this
Breakfast time
This is so much food
This is brunch isn't it
That's awesome
We have breakfast and lunch in one go
Then we can leisurely
Have a walk outside
Why not on all holidays altogether
We have brunch all the time
Alright
Here, grandma, this is for you
Thank you
Qi-Hong, Look
Ming-Yu sent photos from Europe
Look, so adorable
Pretty isn't it
Only your daughter
Will send photos like this to tell their parents
How much money she can spend
Look, Zhong-Qi
Beautiful, right?
Mum
Since Ming-Yu was little
She has always been pretty
At all times and at any place
Zhong-Qi is the best
It's just understanding He Zhong-Qi
Do you have to go to that extent
Taking such a big risk
Descending into him room
Is it necessary?
Stop nagging
I have always needed to follow him around
This is the only chance to invade his room
Do you know who is she
She is the little sister
Who grew up together with Zhong-Qi
She is also the little princess of the Qin family
Good morning
Miss Kitchen Waste
Whose decision is this
Get out of here immediately
My sister
Has your secret